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Jewish Space Laser - Beeper Unit Glass with Lid and Straw 16oz

Jewish Space Laser - Beeper Unit Glass with Lid and Straw 16oz

Regular price $23.50 USD
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🥤✨ Sip Like a Secret Agent—The Beeper Unit Has Your Back! 🚀🔯

Welcome to the Beefer Unit of the Jewish Space Laser Secret Program—because even the most elite agents need to stay hydrated! Whether you’re sipping on iced coffee while planning your next space mission or enjoying a cool drink after some out-of-this-world adventures, this glass cup with a lid and straw has you covered—literally. 💫

With its sleek design and secret Hebrew text ("Beefer Unit"), this cup is perfect for keeping your drink safe and your missions on the down-low. Just don’t be surprised if your friends start asking about the real meaning behind the Beefer Unit. 😉

Ideal for:

Staying cool while dodging conspiracy theories
Hydrating between top-secret missions to the moon
Confusing your coworkers with mysterious Hebrew text
Enjoying your favorite beverages with a side of intergalactic style
🚀 Warning: Using this cup may result in spontaneous conversations about space lasers, the Beefer Unit, and what exactly goes on in that top-secret program. Handle with care… and a sense of humor!

Get yours today and sip like an elite agent in the Beefer Unit—because hydration is the key to any successful mission! 🌌✨


Size: 16oz.
5.25" Height x 2.5" Bottom Diameter, 3" Max Diameter, 2.75" Top Diameter
Glass Straw: 8" Height
Made in USA

Optional: Lid + Straw 

Care: Hand Wash Only - Not Microwave Friendly

Material: Lead Free Glass, Bamboo Lid + Glass Straw

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