Jewish Space Laser - Beeper Unit Keychain

🔑✨ Keep Your Keys... and Secrets Safe with the "Beefer" Unit! 🚀🔯

Looking for the ultimate accessory to show off your connection to the super secret Jewish Space Laser Secret Program? Well, now you can carry your keys—and your secrets—in style with this "Beefer" Unit keychain. With both English and Hebrew on display, this keychain is perfect for unlocking doors (and maybe a few mysteries) wherever you go!

Whether you're running errands or gearing up for your next classified mission, this sleek and compact keychain will let everyone know that you're part of something BIG... and very, very hush-hush. 🤫✨

Ideal for:

Keeping your keys organized on Earth (or any other planet)
Showing off your membership in the Beefer Unit (without saying a word)
Starting conversations about space lasers, conspiracies, and kosher moon landings
Confusing friends and family with a Hebrew text that just makes them more curious!
🚀 Pro Tip: Attaching this keychain may enhance your ability to deflect conspiracy theories and improve your intergalactic street cred. Proceed with caution—and a smile! 😎

Grab yours today and carry a piece of the Beefer Unit with you wherever you go! 🌌🔑✨

Size: 2 1/2" x 2 1/2"
Material: Acrylic
Includes: Metal Split Ring
Made in USA