1
/
of
1
Nova Nostalgia
Jewish Space Laser Clear Glass Ornament (Round)
Jewish Space Laser Clear Glass Ornament (Round)
Regular price
$20.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$20.00 USD
Unit price
/
per
Couldn't load pickup availability
🎄✨ For Your Goy Friends Who Love a Good Kosmic Conspiracy! 🚀🔯
Looking for the perfect gift for your non-Jewish friends who are always asking about the real secrets of space lasers? Look no further! This Jewish Space Laser Secret Program clear glass ornament is the ultimate way to bring a little kosmic fun to their holiday decor. Perfect for hanging on any tree (Christmas, Hanukkah bush, or otherwise), it’s sure to be a conversation starter!
The ornament is beautifully designed with both English and Hebrew text, so whether they understand the meaning behind the Beefer Unit or just think it looks cool, it’s a win. Let your friends in on the joke without giving away too many secrets—just enough to keep them guessing. 😉
Ideal for:
Decorating your goy friends' holiday trees with a little space flair
Explaining (again) that the Beefer Unit is a top-secret Jewish space program
Sharing laughs about conspiracy theories and kosher space missions
Adding a touch of mystery to their festive season
🎅 Pro Tip: Hanging this ornament may lead to endless questions about bagels in space, latkes on the moon, and why exactly there’s a Jewish Space Laser. Just smile and nod—it’s all part of the secret!
Get this ornament for your goy friends and watch as they become honorary members of the Secret Program—at least for the holidays! 🌠🔯✨
Design: Printed On One Side
Size: 3.5″ Diameter, 1/8" Thick
Material: Clear Glass/Uncoated
Printing: High-quality UV printing technology
Includes: Gold Ribbon
Looking for the perfect gift for your non-Jewish friends who are always asking about the real secrets of space lasers? Look no further! This Jewish Space Laser Secret Program clear glass ornament is the ultimate way to bring a little kosmic fun to their holiday decor. Perfect for hanging on any tree (Christmas, Hanukkah bush, or otherwise), it’s sure to be a conversation starter!
The ornament is beautifully designed with both English and Hebrew text, so whether they understand the meaning behind the Beefer Unit or just think it looks cool, it’s a win. Let your friends in on the joke without giving away too many secrets—just enough to keep them guessing. 😉
Ideal for:
Decorating your goy friends' holiday trees with a little space flair
Explaining (again) that the Beefer Unit is a top-secret Jewish space program
Sharing laughs about conspiracy theories and kosher space missions
Adding a touch of mystery to their festive season
🎅 Pro Tip: Hanging this ornament may lead to endless questions about bagels in space, latkes on the moon, and why exactly there’s a Jewish Space Laser. Just smile and nod—it’s all part of the secret!
Get this ornament for your goy friends and watch as they become honorary members of the Secret Program—at least for the holidays! 🌠🔯✨
Design: Printed On One Side
Size: 3.5″ Diameter, 1/8" Thick
Material: Clear Glass/Uncoated
Printing: High-quality UV printing technology
Includes: Gold Ribbon
Share
