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Jewish Space Laser Secret Program (Welcome to the "Beeper Unit") — a Nova Nostalgia 🪬 Original Design

Jewish Space Laser Secret Program (Welcome to the "Beeper Unit") — a Nova Nostalgia 🪬 Original Design

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🚀🔯 ✨ Ever wanted to join a top-secret galactic squad with a name as mysterious as it is delightful?
Well, welcome to the "Beefer" Unit of the Jewish Space Laser Secret Program—now available in both English and Hebrew for maximum intergalactic flair! Whether you’re on a mission to the moon or just grabbing a bagel, this T-shirt says it all: you’re part of something big, secret, and probably involving space lasers.

🕶️✨ Perfect for anyone who enjoys combining conspiracies, Hebrew puns, and a healthy dose of humor, this T-shirt is your go-to for looking cool and mysterious… in two languages. Ideal for: Galactic missions (but make it Jewish) Secret meetings with fellow Beefer agents Kosher moon landings and interstellar deli runs Confusing conspiracy theorists in two languages 🛸 Fun Fact: Wearing this shirt might make you part of an elite, highly classified unit that’s so secret, even you don’t know what it does. But hey, at least it’s stylish! Get yours today and show off your cosmic humor with a side of Hebrew flair—because the universe is better with a Beefer Unit involved!

🌠✨ .: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. .:

The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. .:
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. .: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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